I was viewing random Tumblr blogs last night to ascertain what kind of folk were reblogging my posts, and I must say most people have given their blogs really cool and original monikers. Some people use a lyric from a song or the name of their favourite band. Others use a line of dialogue from a movie or TV show. Me? I’ve used my initials and my surname.

What a square.

Whilst brushing my teeth this morning I came up with two hip, new titles to replace ‘DGOswald’, and I thought I’d put them out into the ether: 

1) Lord Love-Rocket & His Mate Max - Now, if you recognise where I’m referencing this from you’ll appreciate why I had to remove a certain word …

2) Pube on a Pipe - Self-explanatory isn’t it?

I’m erring towards the first option, but the second holds a certain caché that appeals to my sensibilities. Decisions, decisions.